Orphan's Football Problem

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "home." In football, "home" is where you score, right? But for orphans, "home" is, like, a place to live and feel loved, which they don't have. See? It's funny 'cause it's sad. And you, my friend, are clearly missing some brain cells if you didn't get that.