Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Listen up, smarty pants. This joke is a play on words. Orphans don't have a dad, see? And in the bedroom, some people like to call their partner "daddy." But an orphan can't do that because they literally have no daddy! Haha! You are so dumb I bet you think orphans are dogs!