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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Society Jokes
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
