Society jokes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Your mum has balls.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.