Society jokes
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Manchester City is gay.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.