Society jokes
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.