Society jokes
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Manchester City is gay.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!