Society jokes
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Manchester City is gay.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.