Society jokes
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Manchester City is gay.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Whatβs the difference between someoneβs wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why canβt organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. π€π€‘