Society jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.