Society jokes

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Why can't orphans have sex?

They do not have anyone to call "daddy."

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Manchester City is gay.

What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.

We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.

Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?

Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.