Society jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!