Society jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.