Society jokes
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.