Society jokes
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.