What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Society Jokes
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
