Society jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.