Society jokes
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Men.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."