Society jokes

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why can't orphans have friends?

They will stay together.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.

Us: haha penis.

Korea: That sounds like a park name.

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.