Society jokes
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.