Society jokes
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."