Society jokes
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
This is American politics that is not true.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.