Society jokes
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.