Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Society Jokes
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
