Society jokes
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.