Society jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
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What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
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What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"