What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
we gave erik ten hag 7up after liverpool thrashed man utd 7-0. He said F**k you all!
MANCHESTER CITY IS GAY
