Society jokes
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.