Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.