Society jokes
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Religion... That is all.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.