Society jokes
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”