Society jokes
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.