Society jokes
I love gay people. UwU
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Lol same
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
A Black man walked into a bar.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.