Society jokes
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.