Society jokes
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?