Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Society Jokes
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
