Society jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
this is what society expects you to be.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Hi! Could I join?
Kylin fucks his sister.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Gay people.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.