Society jokes
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Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Bros got barcode arms.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.