Society jokes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.