Society jokes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Memes
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!