Society

Society jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Orphan

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

Memes

Comeback

Person: You suck!

Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Future

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

Masturbation

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"

-not my joke

Orphan

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

German

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Trump

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.