Society jokes
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Midget
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.