Society jokes
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.