Society jokes
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Memes
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.