Society jokes
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.