Society jokes
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.