Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Society Jokes
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
