Society jokes
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.