Society jokes
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Memes
The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!