Society jokes
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.