Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Society Jokes
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
