Society jokes

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.