Society jokes
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!