Society jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Memes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.