Society jokes
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
As a man can confirm
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.