Society jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

The criminal is wanted.

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To get to the real estate agent.

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.