Society jokes
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."