Society jokes
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”