Society jokes
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.