Society jokes
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.