Society jokes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Memes
As a man can confirm
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.