Society jokes
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.