Society jokes
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.