Society jokes

What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?

Hitler knew when his career was over.

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

What is the difference between white people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

Being the first to move in chess.

It’s a white privilege.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button!

Why can’t Americans play chess?

They lost 2 towers.

Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.