Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Society Jokes
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
