Society jokes
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.