Society jokes
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Memes
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.