Society jokes
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?