Society jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.