What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Society Jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
