Society jokes

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?

Apples get picked.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.