Society jokes
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
As a man can confirm
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.