Society jokes
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.