Society jokes
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why canβt an orphan play baseball? Because it canβt find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Memes
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
My dad said people shouldnβt get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Itβs not like they can tell their parents.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.