Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke