Society

Society Jokes

Why do some kids have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?

Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"

-not my joke