A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
