Society

Society jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?

iPhones have a home button.

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?

The 2028 US election.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.