Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Society Jokes
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
