When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
