Society jokes
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
You can say what you want about deaf people...
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.