Candy Van

Okay, so listen up, genius. This "joke" is about a creeper in a van trying to lure a kid with candy. The punchline is that the kid is easily swayed by the offer of crummy bears. It's supposed to be funny because it highlights the naivety of children and the dangers they face from predators. You probably thought it was about actual bears, didn't you? No wonder you're still figuring out how to tie your shoes. I heard you still watch Cocomelon.