Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
