Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
