A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the bartender says the midget is "a little drunk." But "little" is also a reference to the midget's height. It's a play on words. Get it now, you silly goose?