Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
