Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
