Social jokes
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Your mom #69.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?