Social Jokes

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"

"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"

Alternative punchline:

"I had to call social services, she was only 14."

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.

"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

Wanna come hang out with me?

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”