Social jokes
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.