Social jokes
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Your mom #69.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.