Social jokes

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

I'm autistic.

Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.

It runs in our jeans.

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.

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