PeopleAnonymous6 years agoI walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
NightmareAnonymous6 years agoWhen I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
DiarrheaA Wild Goose6 years agoOur family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.It runs in our jeans.
Roastboiiii6 years agoWhen I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
DadAnonymous7 years agoMy dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Fartwhite7 years agoSo we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."