Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
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