Social jokes
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
My social life.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
I have breakfast with my boys.
What do you call cringe?
You.