Social Event jokes

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he had no-BODY to go with!

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!

What did the house wear to the party? A dress.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Prom (DYM 85).

Me: I call my girl Cinderella.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because she loves balls.

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

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