Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. đđ
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrianâs FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like âYouâre next!â So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, âThatâs the fourth time youâve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesnât it embarrass you?â
âWhy should it?â answered her spouse. âI keep telling them itâs for you.â
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
