Social Event jokes

A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.

His parents weren't too happy.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.

Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.