So Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.