So Fat jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!