So Fat jokes

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!