So Fat

So Fat jokes

Joe mama

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Father

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Fat

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Mama

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Momma

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Mom

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Mom

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Mum

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"