So Fat jokes

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.