So Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"