So Fat jokes

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!