So Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.