So Fat jokes

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.