So Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.