So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"๐
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.