So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.