So Fat jokes
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.