So Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!