So Fat jokes

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!