So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"