So Fat jokes

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!