So Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.