So Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.