So Fat jokes

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.