So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.