So Fat jokes

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"