So Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.