So Fat

So Fat jokes

Mama

  • Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

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  • Momma

  • Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

    Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

    Fat

  • When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

    Mama

  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

    Momma

  • Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

    Mama

  • Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

    Wife

  • My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

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