So Fat jokes

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!