You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them
Your momma's so fat she had to take a selfie using the hubble telescope
You momma's so fat she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
You momma's so fat she farted in bed and blew the covers off
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
