Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.