Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
