So Fat

So Fat Jokes

Mom

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Dad

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Fat

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Stereotype

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.