Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
So Fat Jokes
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
