why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What time is it when you can smell smoke π¨ inside? Time to get outside
What's red green and smells like shit
...Red and green shit
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food π± and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon π and five jungle eggs
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
Enyawβs fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth π€. Dirty bitch
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
My Anus smells
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Your mamma so stinky that perfume leeks where she puts it on
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
you see a cat its dead you are dead
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
you smell dirty toe nails and pigeon sex
What time is it when you smell garbage π? Time to run π
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
