Smell jokes
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Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.