Smell jokes
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.