My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
knock knock - whos there ? smell mop -- smell mop who----
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
im bored if you want to friend me in roblox my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica
Why did the Bakers hands smell of shit? He kneaded a turd
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
