Smell

Smell Jokes

Vineyard

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. โ€œIt's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,โ€ he said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. โ€œStill a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.โ€

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, โ€œIt's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!โ€

Fanny

Enyawโ€™s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Milk

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Insult

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Breath

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ

Musician

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

Poop

Me: John, what did he do earlier?

John: Hold on, Iโ€™m trying to think.

Me: I thought I smelled poop.

Man

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnโ€™t see that well!

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? โ€œIโ€™m looking for the man who shot my paw!โ€

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

Whatโ€™s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

Skunk

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

Girl

If your girl smells like tilapia, donโ€™t let her on top of ya.