Smell Jokes

The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"

What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint

What did the priest say to the skunk?

Let us spray

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"

What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.

The Pig smells better

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨

My Anus smells

What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call

Me: John what did he do earlier

John: hold on, I’m trying to think

Me: I thought I smelled poop

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.

if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya

Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good