Smell jokes
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Babies can spread a nasty smell, especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.