Smell jokes
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
My anus smells.