My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
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Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
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hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
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Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell Asif
knock knock - whos there ? smell mop -- smell mop who----
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
