Smell jokes
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"