It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
You smell
People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny
why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back
If your going shopping at school what color would Iike to smell : True or False
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
skinny deformed creature in the distance
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
my sister said you smell but then she saw her panties having moles on it
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
You smell like tap water and cornflakes
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
Roses are red violets are blue your penis smells like stew and I want to eat it too
