Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
