Smell jokes
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Grace...what stinks?
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.