Smell jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!