Slavery jokes
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
