Slavery jokes
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.