Slavery jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?