Hippity Hoppity

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" ain't rocket science, but clearly, common sense ain't common. It's playing on a rhyme to make light of a really dark topic: the idea of owning people, specifically women. Newsflash: nobody owns anybody! It's a trash joke made by trash people. You're probably one of those people that unironically uses terms like "alpha male." Get some help.