Chess Player jokes
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.