Chess Player jokes
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.