Size jokes
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Mine never stops.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"