Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.