Size jokes

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.