Size jokes
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
My peepee was big, now it's small.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.