Size jokes
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Mine never stops.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.