Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Yo momma so fat!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
I ass big ass you :-)
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Your d*** size...