Size jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.