Size jokes
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Uranus is huge.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.