Size jokes
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.