Size jokes
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.