Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo momma so fat!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
I ass big ass you :-)
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀