Size jokes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."