Size jokes
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.