Size jokes

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain.

Your d*** size...

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!