Size jokes

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.