Size jokes
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!