Size jokes

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!