Size jokes
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.