Size jokes
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!