Size jokes
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
You're tiny!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."