Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."