Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.