Size jokes
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.