Size jokes

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.