Size

Size Jokes

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.