Size jokes
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Big butt
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.