Size jokes
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.