Size jokes
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
101 pedo jokes.
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Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Like if you're short.
Man, Uranus is so big!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Uranus is huge.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.