Size jokes
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.