Size jokes
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.