Size jokes

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.