Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Big butt
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.