Size jokes
I have a big cock.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
My penis is longer than one inch.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!