Size jokes
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Big black ball sacks.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.