Size jokes
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I have a big cock.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
My penis is longer than one inch.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.