Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"π
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
What is a big animal π¦? A bat π¦!
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Your mother is so fat, she doesnβt need...
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."