Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
You're tiny!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.