Size jokes
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
My penis is longer than one inch.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.