Size jokes

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.