Size jokes
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.