Size jokes

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.