Size jokes
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Your d*** size...
I ass big ass you :-)
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.