Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.