Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
