Size jokes

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"