Size jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.