Size jokes
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Big butt
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.