Size jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.