Size jokes
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What's big and black?
My balls.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.