Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Big feet equals mini meat.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.