Size jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!