You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Size Jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Big butt
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
