Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldnβt get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually canβt reach it anyway.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
