Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.