Size jokes
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.