Size jokes
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.